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• Max: It's so good to see you guys again! Oh hey, Kris, you didn't tell me your girlfriend was pregnant?!
• Kris Letang: She almost looks as good as my hair.
• James Neal: Gee, I'm so glad my being single doesn't get in the way of my kick-ass fashion sense!
• Sidney Crosby: What?
• Jordan Staal (looking across the street) : That girl has a huge rack.
• Heather Staal (to someone else) : Jordan and I haven't been happier. He can't take his eyes off of me!
• Kris: She totally wants me to motorboat her because of my perfect hair.
• Sid: Huh?
• James: I bet I could turn her into a Pens fan real fast. Up top! *Raises his hand expecting a high five*
• Jordan: I WAS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT HER UP YOU ASSFUCK!
• Colby Armstrong: COUGH OH JEEZ I THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING COUGH FUCKING COUGH FUCK YOU GUY-WHO-I'VE-NEVER-PLAYED-WITH-BEFORE.
• Max: You wanna re-think that one?
• Sid: Who?
• Marc-Andre Fleury: COULD YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN THE CHURCH VERO WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND AND IF YOU ALL AREN'T QUIET AND JEALOUS OF ME I'LL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH MY OWN HELMET.
• Sid: Where am I?
• Max: Is this a bad time to say I fucked Vero a few years ago.
• Max: Maybe it is.
• Max: I'll save that for the reception.
• Max: I didn't come dressed like the devil for nothing you know.
• Sid: Who are you people?

staalwars:

Just needed to post this one last time.

Fleury’s the only one smiling :) Oh sweet baby jesus I love that man.

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Anyone else thinking this song right now about Jordan?

I love Staalsy so much and I know this is good for him but I mean, it still hurts to know he won’t be with us anymore starting this season. I just wanted one more season at best with him.

But I’m happy for him on his wedding and I know he will be a great fit with his brothers down there in Carolina. And I’m happy for him to be getting more spotlight and being able to excel.

Thanks for 6 great years Staal! And thanks for your efforts in winning the cup! Don’t forget about us Penguins fans and who gave you your beginning. We will continue to love and support you no matter what.